The Useless Web was an example of early web humor. It was a list of links to web pages the writers deemed egregiously useless, with humorous descriptions

A useless machine or useless box is a device whose only function is to turn itself off. The best-known useless machines are those inspired by Marvin Minsky's

The Young and the Useless were an American punk band formed in the early 1980s that consisted of Adam Trese, Arthur Africano, David Scilken and future

applications only by the number of people who had installed the application was giving an advantage to the highly viral, yet useless applications. Tech

Browser Patches Useless". Bleeping Computer. Retrieved 8 June 2019. Sanders, James (25 June 2018). "How opaque WebAssembly code could increase the risk of Spectre

Most web browsers display the URL of a web page above the page in an address bar. A typical URL could have the form http://www.example.com/index.html, wh…

Sometimes I wonder just how many checkboxes I have “checked” or “unchecked” during my life, from multiple choice quiz’s to filling out life’s great paper…

Terms and Conditions Please read these terms and conditions carefully before using Our Service. Interpretation and Definitions Interpretation The words o…

Privacy Policy for The Useless Web At The Useless Web, accessible from https://theuselessweb.com, one of our main priorities is the privacy of our visito…

I found rrrgggbbb.com when I was looking for the original set of useless websites in 2012, it’s simplicity and quirkiness immediately made me smile, as w…

Cat Bounce is one of the very first websites on the useless web, and has been on the site right from the start of time, delighting millions with falling c…

The Pigeon is one of the most perplexing sites on the useless web, I have done a lot of digging and haven’t been able to come up with any information. I …

When I first stumbled onto Endless Horse I laughed out loud. It was such a unique and ridiculous idea with the domain name to match it. I scrolled down f…

Saved searches Use saved searches to filter your results more quickly You signed in with another tab or window. Reload to refresh your session.You signed…

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Published by Bramus! Bramus is a frontend web developer from Belgium, working as a Chrome Developer Relations Engineer at Google. From the moment he disc…

The Useless Web serves a collection of some of the most frivolous, insignificant and worthless websites (many of which were previously seen here). Obviou…

The Useless Web of Surveillance Software Meant to Identify Potential School Shooters The predictive security tool the Uvalde School District used, Social…

Project Goals Web Content Engine The project’s primary focus is content deployed on the World Wide Web, using standards-based technologies such as HTML, …

Let's be honest—everyone's tired of ICOs. They get hyped up for weeks, and then they launch and clog up the Ethereum network for days, Coinbase goes down…

The Useless Box - a box that turns itself off The Useless Box is a box with a button on it. When you press it, a hand pops out of a trapdoor and turns th…

JavaScript programmers: You do not declare variables with "born", you use "var", "let", or "const", and this person was probably let because he can only …

Rings I'm useless right now for games Too many thots sorry but not really. Fog of Memories I rather remember right now. i'm sure you understand ThanQ [de…

Due to an accident, the protagonist Varius died and was reincarnated. He was shocked to find in this new world, his former job as a Tamer in the previous…

Hello ! tbh I don’t read chaptered fics often and I don’t even think there are many out there for sebaek. There aren’t many new sebaek fics coming out of…

The Useless Blog Hey blogging buddies (those of you that are still around), I slammed together a sort of professional style website that goes over the st…

Django Meet Django Django is a high-level Python web framework that encourages rapid development and clean, pragmatic design. Built by experienced develo…

The Almost Useless Machine Post navigation We all know, we should use more renewable energy. Here is my contribution. Use solar power if you want to cut …

Technology, Culture, and Ethics The Ageless and the Useless In The Religion of the Future, Roberto Unger, a professor of law at Harvard, identifies human…

BOYCOTT TWITTER & FACEBOOK The richest 1% owns more than TWICE as much wealth as 6.9 billion people and the super-rich one percent of the world’s populat…

Google are definitely “going Altavista” on us technical users. Their search results are becoming increasingly annoying and useless for technical queries. …

“He also dreamed up the useless machine, although the name he gave it was the “ultimate machine.” His mentor at Bell Labs, Claude Shannon, built one and k…

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at…

So uh … ya’ll remember how i said awhile back that i was going to draw a stream of consciousness comic? Well I did it lolol. you can read it on line webt…

all hail the useless ones The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy." You start a game of Little Guy by s…

i hate nerdbrain, the useless child of sciencebrain. i hate how it tries to unnecessarily codify and categorize things that are inherently opposed to tha…

Art is useless, and so am I For the past twenty years, I was obsessed with being useful. That one measure drove all of my daily decisions: “How can I be …

Fuck It, Internet Guide Hey there! As social media becomes more and more inhospitible for the local user, I wanted to post some useful/fun links to just …

Your connection to this web page is not safe due to an unmatching security certificate. This means that the certificate was issued for a different web a…

Kill Useless Web Metrics: Apply The "Three Layers Of So What" Test Don't feel too bad, you share that plight with most citizens of the Web Analytics univ…

BATTERY & DATA OPTIMIZATION Brave is proven to have a 2x to 4x speed increase on iOS, reducing both battery and data consumption. PRIVACY PROTECTION Be p…

Get a fully personalized experience by seamlessly integrating with leading headless solutions. Increase website performance by up to 90%. Support traffic…

In addition to the main MIT website, MIT departments, labs, centers, and individuals publish many other websites and pages outside the scope of this priv…

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The Free & Open Source Image Editor This is the official website of the GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP). GIMP is a cross-platform image editor avai…

Details The lagg(4) interface is based on trunk(4) interface of OpenBSD; The FreeBSD is the only system that has the FEC protocol, that is a simple alias…

During the scene of tumult, Andrea had turned his smiling face towards the assembly; then, leaning with one hand on the oaken rail of the dock, in the mo…

It was useless to look down, for he could only see the topsides of the branches, so he stared upward and saw, far away in the blue, Rann the Kite balanci…

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This site is organized in such a way that you can find the information you want quickly and easily. To find information about a specific movie or televis…

Core Web Vitals are a set of metrics that assess the user experience on criteria such as load performance, responsiveness to user input, and layout stabi…

As of March 15, 2023, the CBC Parents website will no longer be accessible. All submission, events and contest pages will be automatically redirected to …

This is the personal web site of Richard Stallman. The views expressed here are my personal views, not those of the Free Software Foundation or the GNU P…

At one point, a diary entry begins with a hilarious understatment, something like "Profoundly unreconciled to nature." But the writing is so natural and …

Post-Doc Alums Web Page Alums The Applied Crypto Group is a part of the Security Lab in the Computer Science Department at Stanford University. Research …

MDN Web Docs Mission To provide developers with the information they need to easily build projects on the web platform. Vision A world where everyone dev…

Quick Links: ChatGPT Diagrams on the Chrome Web Store | ChatGPT Diagrams on GitHub The ChatGPT Diagrams browser extension makes it extremely easy to crea…

The Go Playground The Go Playground is a web service that runs on go.dev's servers. The service receives a Go program, vets, compiles, links, and runs th…

The useless days will add up to something. The shitty waitressing jobs. The hours writing in your journal. The long meandering walks. The hours reading p…

In this article Web technology for developers The open Web presents incredible opportunities for developers. To take full advantage of these technologies…

Archive August 22, 2013, Autumn Website Banner Contest Again it is time for a contest to select a new banner for the coming autumn season. It is your cha…

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Supercharged and super fast Regular web browsers aren’t built with you in mind. They serve the masses. Since you’re a unique individual, we think you des…

Legal Privacy Policy Welcome to the website (including all websites to which this Privacy Policy is posted, the “Site”) operated by Y Combinator Manageme…

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This website contains all the lectures, project materials and tools necessary for building a general-purpose computer system and a modern software hierar…

In the 2nd, "correct" way - OS does not have to spawn an extra process. Despite knowing that, I continued to use useless cat for 2 reasons. more aestheti…

Graham's Useless Binary Time (GUBT) This page uses JavaScript to draw the clocks. For the examples to make sense, you have to turn JavaScript on. ▃ ▃ ▃ ⬤…

The State of New York does not imply approval of the listed destinations, warrant the accuracy of any information set out in those destinations, or endor…

Policies Cookies The websites of The Linux Foundation and its open source projects (collectively, the “Sites”) use cookies, in combination with pixels, l…

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A useless CyberSec Engineer & Linux/Unix Sysadmin This is my writeup for the Devvortex machine of hackthebox.com platform. The machine was retired today……

A useless talent in you? Drop your SC Did u smile today? Men are actually soft hearted no matter how they try to act hard and tough, give him a flower an…

Customize your setup by selecting different Node.js versions for each site based on specific requirements. Simple The Webpod CLI is a command line tool t…

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British Library We are the national library of the UK. Our shelves hold over 170 million items - a living collection that gets bigger every day. Although…

A useless plugin that might help you cope with stubbornly broken tests or overall lack of sense in life. It lets you execute aesthetically pleasing, cell…

Create useless tools. Decide that existing solutions aren't quite what you need. Write scripts that only one person understands. If the script does somet…

A completely useless tag intended to include every artist available on last.fm regardless of genre and to promote a community spirit. When completed, the …

Peer-to-peer websites are just like any other websites, except instead of files being transported by HTTP, they are transported with a peer-to-peer proto…

IDCARE’s websites (www.idcare.org and www.idcare.org.nz) stores cookies on your computer. These cookies are used to collect information about how you int…

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The Useless Web was an example of early web humor. It was a list of links to web pages the writers deemed egregiously useless, with humorous descriptions

A useless machine or useless box is a device whose only function is to turn itself off. The best-known useless machines are those inspired by Marvin Minsky's

The Young and the Useless were an American punk band formed in the early 1980s that consisted of Adam Trese, Arthur Africano, David Scilken and future

applications only by the number of people who had installed the application was giving an advantage to the highly viral, yet useless applications. Tech

Browser Patches Useless". Bleeping Computer. Retrieved 8 June 2019. Sanders, James (25 June 2018). "How opaque WebAssembly code could increase the risk of Spectre

Most web browsers display the URL of a web page above the page in an address bar. A typical URL could have the form http://www.example.com/index.html, wh…

Sometimes I wonder just how many checkboxes I have “checked” or “unchecked” during my life, from multiple choice quiz’s to filling out life’s great paper…

Terms and Conditions Please read these terms and conditions carefully before using Our Service. Interpretation and Definitions Interpretation The words o…

Privacy Policy for The Useless Web At The Useless Web, accessible from https://theuselessweb.com, one of our main priorities is the privacy of our visito…

I found rrrgggbbb.com when I was looking for the original set of useless websites in 2012, it’s simplicity and quirkiness immediately made me smile, as w…

Cat Bounce is one of the very first websites on the useless web, and has been on the site right from the start of time, delighting millions with falling c…

The Pigeon is one of the most perplexing sites on the useless web, I have done a lot of digging and haven’t been able to come up with any information. I …

When I first stumbled onto Endless Horse I laughed out loud. It was such a unique and ridiculous idea with the domain name to match it. I scrolled down f…

Saved searches Use saved searches to filter your results more quickly You signed in with another tab or window. Reload to refresh your session.You signed…

Saved searches Use saved searches to filter your results more quickly You signed in with another tab or window. Reload to refresh your session.You signed…

Published by Bramus! Bramus is a frontend web developer from Belgium, working as a Chrome Developer Relations Engineer at Google. From the moment he disc…

The Useless Web serves a collection of some of the most frivolous, insignificant and worthless websites (many of which were previously seen here). Obviou…

The Useless Web of Surveillance Software Meant to Identify Potential School Shooters The predictive security tool the Uvalde School District used, Social…

Project Goals Web Content Engine The project’s primary focus is content deployed on the World Wide Web, using standards-based technologies such as HTML, …

Let's be honest—everyone's tired of ICOs. They get hyped up for weeks, and then they launch and clog up the Ethereum network for days, Coinbase goes down…

The Useless Box - a box that turns itself off The Useless Box is a box with a button on it. When you press it, a hand pops out of a trapdoor and turns th…

JavaScript programmers: You do not declare variables with "born", you use "var", "let", or "const", and this person was probably let because he can only …

Rings I'm useless right now for games Too many thots sorry but not really. Fog of Memories I rather remember right now. i'm sure you understand ThanQ [de…

Due to an accident, the protagonist Varius died and was reincarnated. He was shocked to find in this new world, his former job as a Tamer in the previous…

Hello ! tbh I don’t read chaptered fics often and I don’t even think there are many out there for sebaek. There aren’t many new sebaek fics coming out of…

The Useless Blog Hey blogging buddies (those of you that are still around), I slammed together a sort of professional style website that goes over the st…

Django Meet Django Django is a high-level Python web framework that encourages rapid development and clean, pragmatic design. Built by experienced develo…

The Almost Useless Machine Post navigation We all know, we should use more renewable energy. Here is my contribution. Use solar power if you want to cut …

Technology, Culture, and Ethics The Ageless and the Useless In The Religion of the Future, Roberto Unger, a professor of law at Harvard, identifies human…

BOYCOTT TWITTER & FACEBOOK The richest 1% owns more than TWICE as much wealth as 6.9 billion people and the super-rich one percent of the world’s populat…

Google are definitely “going Altavista” on us technical users. Their search results are becoming increasingly annoying and useless for technical queries. …

“He also dreamed up the useless machine, although the name he gave it was the “ultimate machine.” His mentor at Bell Labs, Claude Shannon, built one and k…

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at…

So uh … ya’ll remember how i said awhile back that i was going to draw a stream of consciousness comic? Well I did it lolol. you can read it on line webt…

all hail the useless ones The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy." You start a game of Little Guy by s…

i hate nerdbrain, the useless child of sciencebrain. i hate how it tries to unnecessarily codify and categorize things that are inherently opposed to tha…

Art is useless, and so am I For the past twenty years, I was obsessed with being useful. That one measure drove all of my daily decisions: “How can I be …

Fuck It, Internet Guide Hey there! As social media becomes more and more inhospitible for the local user, I wanted to post some useful/fun links to just …

Your connection to this web page is not safe due to an unmatching security certificate. This means that the certificate was issued for a different web a…

Kill Useless Web Metrics: Apply The "Three Layers Of So What" Test Don't feel too bad, you share that plight with most citizens of the Web Analytics univ…

BATTERY & DATA OPTIMIZATION Brave is proven to have a 2x to 4x speed increase on iOS, reducing both battery and data consumption. PRIVACY PROTECTION Be p…

Get a fully personalized experience by seamlessly integrating with leading headless solutions. Increase website performance by up to 90%. Support traffic…

In addition to the main MIT website, MIT departments, labs, centers, and individuals publish many other websites and pages outside the scope of this priv…

Chemtrails: Culling the Useless Eater Population (continued) by ANONYMOUS Each of my contacts has been able to supply me with a portion of the puzzle, bu…

The Free & Open Source Image Editor This is the official website of the GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP). GIMP is a cross-platform image editor avai…

Details The lagg(4) interface is based on trunk(4) interface of OpenBSD; The FreeBSD is the only system that has the FEC protocol, that is a simple alias…

During the scene of tumult, Andrea had turned his smiling face towards the assembly; then, leaning with one hand on the oaken rail of the dock, in the mo…

It was useless to look down, for he could only see the topsides of the branches, so he stared upward and saw, far away in the blue, Rann the Kite balanci…

Working with stakeholders of the Web A range of organizations join the World Wide Web Consortium as Members to work with us to drive the direction of cor…

This site is organized in such a way that you can find the information you want quickly and easily. To find information about a specific movie or televis…

Core Web Vitals are a set of metrics that assess the user experience on criteria such as load performance, responsiveness to user input, and layout stabi…

As of March 15, 2023, the CBC Parents website will no longer be accessible. All submission, events and contest pages will be automatically redirected to …

This is the personal web site of Richard Stallman. The views expressed here are my personal views, not those of the Free Software Foundation or the GNU P…

At one point, a diary entry begins with a hilarious understatment, something like "Profoundly unreconciled to nature." But the writing is so natural and …

Post-Doc Alums Web Page Alums The Applied Crypto Group is a part of the Security Lab in the Computer Science Department at Stanford University. Research …

MDN Web Docs Mission To provide developers with the information they need to easily build projects on the web platform. Vision A world where everyone dev…

Quick Links: ChatGPT Diagrams on the Chrome Web Store | ChatGPT Diagrams on GitHub The ChatGPT Diagrams browser extension makes it extremely easy to crea…

The Go Playground The Go Playground is a web service that runs on go.dev's servers. The service receives a Go program, vets, compiles, links, and runs th…

The useless days will add up to something. The shitty waitressing jobs. The hours writing in your journal. The long meandering walks. The hours reading p…

In this article Web technology for developers The open Web presents incredible opportunities for developers. To take full advantage of these technologies…

Archive August 22, 2013, Autumn Website Banner Contest Again it is time for a contest to select a new banner for the coming autumn season. It is your cha…

Privacy Policy This website is fully static and does not allow entry of personal information anywhere. It does not use cookies or any other form of track…

Supercharged and super fast Regular web browsers aren’t built with you in mind. They serve the masses. Since you’re a unique individual, we think you des…

Legal Privacy Policy Welcome to the website (including all websites to which this Privacy Policy is posted, the “Site”) operated by Y Combinator Manageme…

The digital agency on your doorstep Liip is a web and mobile agency based in Switzerland delivering digital services. We strive for genuine partnerships,…

This website contains all the lectures, project materials and tools necessary for building a general-purpose computer system and a modern software hierar…

In the 2nd, "correct" way - OS does not have to spawn an extra process. Despite knowing that, I continued to use useless cat for 2 reasons. more aestheti…

Graham's Useless Binary Time (GUBT) This page uses JavaScript to draw the clocks. For the examples to make sense, you have to turn JavaScript on. ▃ ▃ ▃ ⬤…

The State of New York does not imply approval of the listed destinations, warrant the accuracy of any information set out in those destinations, or endor…

Policies Cookies The websites of The Linux Foundation and its open source projects (collectively, the “Sites”) use cookies, in combination with pixels, l…

The website Prigovor.ru has found out that during two years Mikhail Khodorkovsky has managed to launder more than 3 million dollars using charitable tran…

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Build more than a website Get secure web hosting, a custom domain and a full business solution tailored to your needs. So whether you’re selling online, …

Features of Fyne Quality and Design Built with the best design, test and validation procedures we aim for the highest level of standard in quality and de…

A useless CyberSec Engineer & Linux/Unix Sysadmin This is my writeup for the Devvortex machine of hackthebox.com platform. The machine was retired today……

A useless talent in you? Drop your SC Did u smile today? Men are actually soft hearted no matter how they try to act hard and tough, give him a flower an…

Customize your setup by selecting different Node.js versions for each site based on specific requirements. Simple The Webpod CLI is a command line tool t…

These days, websites are required to work on phones and tablets as well as laptops. Making sure your web-based product works across a wide range of browse…

British Library We are the national library of the UK. Our shelves hold over 170 million items - a living collection that gets bigger every day. Although…

A useless plugin that might help you cope with stubbornly broken tests or overall lack of sense in life. It lets you execute aesthetically pleasing, cell…

Create useless tools. Decide that existing solutions aren't quite what you need. Write scripts that only one person understands. If the script does somet…

A completely useless tag intended to include every artist available on last.fm regardless of genre and to promote a community spirit. When completed, the …

Peer-to-peer websites are just like any other websites, except instead of files being transported by HTTP, they are transported with a peer-to-peer proto…

IDCARE’s websites (www.idcare.org and www.idcare.org.nz) stores cookies on your computer. These cookies are used to collect information about how you int…

Our websites may contain links to other sites and resources provided by third parties. These links are provided for your convenience only. Epic Games has …

Creating websites in the Windsor Essex area since 2010! Welcome to BluFox Hello, my name is Andrew Oliver, founder of BluFox. I am a dedicated profession…

This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these cookies, the cookies that are categorized as nec…

Welcome to my website! About me Hey there, I’m Jae Lo Presti (AKA J4), I was born in the mountains of Savoy but I’m currently living in Helsinki (Finland…

Access Denied - Sucuri Website Firewall If you are the site owner (or you manage this site), please whitelist your IP or if you think this block is an er…

Associate Websites We use our own custom backend to provide a personalized method for our associates to generate content for their business or entertainm…

- Websites showing "Please disable adblocker" (Would not make sense to fix that, as allowing the domain to fix that would most probably cause ads to be a…

Websites Web Games Free MMO/MMORPG Fantasy Roleplaying Game! Get ready for nonstop action and adventure! AdventureQuest Worlds is the best MMORPG (massiv…

The FDA has approved Maggie's Pearl for a Phase III trial for an exciting new rare disease treatment. VDG developed a brand and website that invites pati…

Why Veedoo? We are your guide into the future of digital engagement, where your online presence is not just seen, but truly experienced! Website Hosting …

Personal websites are weird time capsules that occupy a strange space in the landscape of the Internet today (January 2022 as of this writing). Depending…

Create a website in 3 steps Choose a template Edit your website Edit and style your website the way you want. Flexible settings make web design easy for …